Posted by Omega at du209183.iro.ptd.net on December 25, 2000 at 16:57:21:
In Reply to: Merry Christmas and a Happy Askew Year posted by DJ Andeee on December 25, 2000 at 07:24:51:
: Kevin - You're always there for me when I'm down.
: Vin - You always go down on me when I'm there.
: Bryan - You always make movies about Clowns being raped for me when I need you the most.
: Lynch - You've always been like a long distance third cousin that I don't care about at all to me, except you don't live that far away, we're not related and I care about you alot.
: Jay - Saying goodbye to you is going to be the hardest, I'll miss you the most. You and your flying monkey Suzanne, I can't believe Suzanne and Toto made love, I wonder what their baby is going to look like.
: My 'Skew years resolution is to watch Clerks 37 times in a row, rape a clown, fill a dog with helium (and then do bong hits out of it's ass for no apparent reason) go to the Mall and pretend there is a game show being taped and then wreck the pretend game show (anyone with acid email me at Itotallyneedacidtodothis@hotmail.com) have sex with Ben Affleck (this has nothing to do with Viewaskew but it's been part of my resolution for the past 5 years and I haven't closed the deal yet) make a portrait of Mosier ina giant diaper and at the end I'll make this world A Better Place by Jumping off the top of the Empire State building.
I love DJandeee too, he is my favorite pimp. Merry Christmas too all. If you don't celebrate Christmas, too fucking bad.
Omega