I have been WRONGED and lied to! Chicks w/ dicks?

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Posted by Isis at ic007023.ithaca.edu on December 04, 2000 at 11:11:03:

In Reply to: Not a clear definition... posted by Jim Shady on December 04, 2000 at 06:54:27:

Seriously, I think you're right. The proper term would have been "transsexual porn" or "transgender porn". Damn these categories! I have decided I will declare myself the first pansexual (that's all-sexual for y'all that ain't got no dictionary) and be done with it, but that's another story for another time.

: Hermaphrodites have both male and female genitalia, whereas chicks with dicks are men who have had breast implants. That's my understanding of it anyway. Chicks with dicks having sex with men is gay pornography, but hermaphrodites having sex with men is "special interest" filth.

Wow...you have this broken down into a science. But you know my motto, if it's special interest filth I'm especially interested in it. Your average level of perversity doesn't even register a blip on my radar. I need extreme and intense nastiness to satisfy my cravings.

: Anyway, in answer to your question, heterosexual 18 year old boys don't like gay porn, but they love lesbian porn. I can't comment on hermaphrodite porn, as I've never seen any.

I will never understand the hetero male's lesbian fetish. I have taken extensive surveys on the matter and so far the best explanation anyone's given me is that women are better looking than men and men are jealous, therefore they love to look at women. And if there's TWO women, well, double your pleasure, double your fun. I gots no problem with it, although I feel bad for those young studs who think all lesbians look like Joey Lauren Adams and are just waiting on some deep-dickin', when in reality the true lesbians are pretty damn happy with the finger-lickin' and are more likely to resemble Roseanne Barr circa 1988, complete with tattoos and stuffed Stovetop-style into a red leather S&M mini.

But whatever butters people's muffins. To quote the grande artiste, Ricky Martin, "fantasize about me however you want".

-- Isis
Just keep it in the closet.

: Jim Shady
: "Creme de femme"

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My bisexual aunt's strange tastes in porn... CrescentFreshDude 15:45:50 12/04/00 (2)
- Why Homo Porn is Hotter than Hetero...Part I. Isis 17:13:26 12/04/00 (1)
  - Hmmm....Well, although I'm not an expert... CrescentFreshDude 17:36:45 12/04/00 (0)
Led RIGHT up the garden path... Jim Shady 12:27:21 12/04/00 (1)
- Hell, Im transsexual AND I like lesbian porn *NT* Piscez 15:43:09 12/04/00 (0)

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: Seriously, I think you're right. The proper term would have been "transsexual porn" or "transgender porn". Damn these categories! I have decided I will declare myself the first pansexual (that's all-sexual for y'all that ain't got no dictionary) and be done with it, but that's another story for another time. : : Hermaphrodites have both male and female genitalia, whereas chicks with dicks are men who have had breast implants. That's my understanding of it anyway. Chicks with dicks having sex with men is gay pornography, but hermaphrodites having sex with men is "special interest" filth. : Wow...you have this broken down into a science. But you know my motto, if it's special interest filth I'm especially interested in it. Your average level of perversity doesn't even register a blip on my radar. I need extreme and intense nastiness to satisfy my cravings. : : Anyway, in answer to your question, heterosexual 18 year old boys don't like gay porn, but they love lesbian porn. I can't comment on hermaphrodite porn, as I've never seen any. : I will never understand the hetero male's lesbian fetish. I have taken extensive surveys on the matter and so far the best explanation anyone's given me is that women are better looking than men and men are jealous, therefore they love to look at women. And if there's TWO women, well, double your pleasure, double your fun. I gots no problem with it, although I feel bad for those young studs who think all lesbians look like Joey Lauren Adams and are just waiting on some deep-dickin', when in reality the true lesbians are pretty damn happy with the finger-lickin' and are more likely to resemble Roseanne Barr circa 1988, complete with tattoos and stuffed Stovetop-style into a red leather S&M mini. : But whatever butters people's muffins. To quote the grande artiste, Ricky Martin, "fantasize about me however you want". : -- Isis : Just keep it in the closet. : : : Jim Shady : : "Creme de femme"

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