101 Reasons Not To Hire Him


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Posted by StandsForNothing at liblab23.de.psu.edu on December 01, 2000 at 16:57:16:

In Reply to: A fairly normal message posted by jonkatora on December 01, 2000 at 16:47:57:

: I've been annoying your secratary to let me talk to you.

---Yeah, piss off the office staff. That always helps.

:She finally gave up and told me to post here.

---Good for her, bad for us.

:I'm expecting you to delete this or not even respond to this. but who
cares I'm going to send one about everyday til you at least reply

---Is that a threat? Another good way to get in.

:(I am Andy Dufrane). My name is Jonathan Katora.

---Well, which is it?

I am a student at California University of Penn.

---What the hell is California's univeristy doing in Pennsylvania?

I am asking for an internship.

---I guess you missed the rules.

NO really doesn't apply here, because I am fairly stubborn.

---Not to mention annoying.

Anywho, you get these alot... I know this.

---Yes he does.

YOu probally get these from people who are more qualified than me
and think you are a God.

---Think? He is a God, my brotha.

Me, I just want the experience. I don't think you are a God. I'm sorry to
say this but you have not inspired me in any direct way nor have I
been able to relate my life to any of your works, making me feel like I
am on a quest to be one with Kevin.

---You know you'd cut off your left testicle to touch him, playing it down
don't work here.

I don't believe in that. BUt I do know that it is almost impossible to get
into this business. I need a foot in the door or else my years in
college are going to be for shit. WHy do I want your foot, I'm not sure.
on the other screen you are saying "do not ask for a job... do you think
you would offer you a job because of a post on the WWW."

---Oh, so you can read. You just can't comprehend.

well I don't think it is logical to offer anybody a job because he can
type. BUt I do think you can offer jobs if you can see how I work. I am
starting a filmmaking club at the university. I hope to, in time spread
this throughout the 14 state school system, having one of the most
powerful and diverse student filmmaking programs in the country. I
have always thought big. When we make our first movie (briefcase
blues), I want it to be big. I will try to perfect it to my fullest abaility. I
want it to be known. That is big. BUt that won't mean anyhting if I can't
get a returned phone call from an agent or a producer. I need this. I
am asking you. I will only take and answer from you which would
make you sacrifice, whether it be five minutes or five months of your
time. No will not cut it. I am too involved for no to cut it. I will send you
a copy of the movie or anyhting else involved in it if you want it. THat's
about it. Vulcan footbal rules!!!

---I didn't really feel like reading any of this.


Scott.
[it's quitten' time!]

!@#$%^&*()




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