Not Lynch, but who cares...

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: : 1. If you were an ice cream flavor, what would you be and why? : Chunky Monkey, need I explain? : : 2. What's your sign? : Virgo : : 3. How much is that doggie in the window? : $349.99 : : 4. Dude, where's my car? : Where you parked it. : : 5. Did you ever know that you're my hero? : Know I'm not. : : 6. What would you do if you were a hot dog? (that was an actual question at a "beauty" pageant of our rival school) : I'd eat my own head. : : 7. Do you love me now that I can dance? : uhh....I plead the fifth. : : 8. Won't you be my neighbor? : Sure. : : 9. Is Charles in charge of your days and your nights? : Only my days, Mistress Carla is in charge of my nights. : : 10. What's eating Gilbert Grape? : The beauty pageant contestant contemplating what she would do if she was a hot dog. : : XOXO--Courtney : : ...I am not drunk, so my only excuse for these lame-ass questions is wicked stress and lack of sleep... : My only excuse is that I'm a dumbass. : I'm SOBER...not really : I'm a MOO-NKEY : I'm WALTER

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