Posted by StandsForNothing at liblab23.de.psu.edu on December 01, 2000 at 15:24:29:
Kevin:
Today while in math, the teacher was droning on about numbers or
somesuch, I was staring intently at my shoes. Which got me to
thinking: What kind of shoes does Kevin Smith wear?
'Cause I used to always wear shoes, nice ones, but them when I
went to college I stopped caring so much about my appearence and
switched to sneakers, which I find very comfortable. But the time has
come for me to get a new pair of shoes, and I am not sure whether to
get another pair of sneakers or something nicer. And I can't decide.
And when I can't decide for myself what to do, I look towards
celebrities, one of which I plan on being someday. I have not yet
figured out what I will do if I am a celebrity and I need guidence. And
since you are a celebritiy [well, maybe not after today's column, I
haven't seen so many bridges being burnt since the Great Bridge
Burning of '08] I figured you would be a great person to turn to.
Any help would be much appriciated.
Also, anyone else who would like to help is welcome to [except
Lynch]. I want to make an informed decision.
Scott.
[and what kind of word is shoe? i mean, really, come on]
!@#$%^&*()