Posted by RyanAn at pppa84-resalesouthbendb2-2r7404.dialinx.net on December 04, 2000 at 21:34:59:
In Reply to: ALL WWWBOARDERS! Operation "Overtake" Underway! posted by Clerkjerk on December 04, 2000 at 21:18:54:
: With the news of the pending board unification now is a perfect time to launch our assault. With the Main Boarders & OBBers in a state of chaos and the board police out of commission the timing couldn't be better.
: I of course will be SCOBEF (Supreme Commander Other Board Expiditionary Force). Our assault will come in several waves upon pre-determined obstacles; the first being a direct frontal assault on each and every fan boy/girl. Now I know Kevin has referred to anyone who posts there as a fan boy/girl. But I'm talking about the ones who spend more time up Kevin's ass than thinking about other people's asses. Libra will lead SF1 (Strike Force One).
: The second wave will seek out and destroy those who seek to undermine our "off-topic" chat. We shall now police the police. Targets of opportunity will include Smalls, Ming, Ben, etc. Be advised they may seek shelter amongst other regular posters by removing the red from their names. This phase of ther operation (SF2) will be led by Bezerker Chris. As the second wave will face stronger opposition than the first I can't think of a more hardcore leader then Chris.
: SF3 will consist of one or two cleverly timed posts by Karen which are to be followed by her minions here who will jam up the board with the flirtation and innuendo that normally follow her posts. Her entry onto the board shall be made easier by the initial waves who will clear all obstacles.
: Finally, SB4 will land and overwhelm the by now fleeing regular posters; SB4 being Strike Butt Four. Yes folks. I will unleash my ass upon the main board much like I have here. Those not crushed by the magnitude of my ass will of course seek to kiss it as they are already accustomed to having brown noses.
: In the immortal words of General Eisenhower in the early morning hours of June 6, 1944 I too will seek "Full victory. Nothing else."
: Good luck and God's speed.