Posted by Piscez at arc1a184.bf.sover.net on December 04, 2000 at 15:43:09:
In Reply to: Led RIGHT up the garden path... posted by Jim Shady on December 04, 2000 at 12:27:21:
Not kidding, I really am, but it ain't none o your business :-P
: : Seriously, I think you're right. The proper term would have been "transsexual porn" or "transgender porn". Damn these categories! I have decided I will declare myself the first pansexual (that's all-sexual for y'all that ain't got no dictionary) and be done with it, but that's another story for another time.
: In fact, the correct term would probably be pre-op transexual porn, as proper transexuals have had penectomies and all the other ops. (The very word "penectomy" makes me shudder with horror).
: : Wow...you have this broken down into a science. But you know my motto, if it's special interest filth I'm especially interested in it. Your average level of perversity doesn't even register a blip on my radar. I need extreme and intense nastiness to satisfy my cravings.
: Extreme and intense nastiness I have seen, but I have never ever wanted to see it again. I'm quite happy with normal scud, of which my favourite variation is...
: : I will never understand the hetero male's lesbian fetish. I have taken extensive surveys on the matter and so far the best explanation anyone's given me is that women are better looking than men and men are jealous, therefore they love to look at women. And if there's TWO women, well, double your pleasure, double your fun. I gots no problem with it, although I feel bad for those young studs who think all lesbians look like Joey Lauren Adams and are just waiting on some deep-dickin', when in reality the true lesbians are pretty damn happy with the finger-lickin' and are more likely to resemble Roseanne Barr circa 1988, complete with tattoos and stuffed Stovetop-style into a red leather S&M mini.
: Wahoo - you guessed it! It's impossible to explain, but it's something that's there in all of us. We know that any lesbians we're going to see in public are most likely to look like the mingers in the club scene of Chasing Amy as opposed to beauties like Miss Adams and Mrs Lee, but it doesn't stop us. Can I just offer a quick plea on behalf of young men to any young women out there who are still with me? Ladies - we like lesbians. It's a fact of life, and we can't help it. Please accept it - we couldn't change and we don't want to. We're here to stay - get used to it.
: : But whatever butters people's muffins. To quote the grande artiste, Ricky Martin, "fantasize about me however you want".
: Couldn't agree more.
: Jim Shady
: "Probing the human psyche"