Posted by NotGreg at co-23-31.collins.indiana.edu on November 30, 2000 at 01:16:35:
I have a complaint (so this should probably be read with a great deal of concentration and attention):
My password, it's not exactly a word as such. It's more of an unpronouncable series of letters. Normally this wouldn't bother me, yet the sheer lack of any rhythmic (sub-complaint: no spell check) quality prevents me from memorization. 36-14-22 unh. That's the locker combination to my eigth grade lock -- not the unh, that simply completes the musical phrase. Wanna know why I remember it? Because the quality of that bouncy twist left-twist right-twist left rhythym rivals the manic booty shake-ability of some of James Brown's baddest assed bass lines. That's a pass-code to get stuck in your head. I'll bet all the higher-ups have passwords like "Itchykoo" or "Susudia."
So, now I have to check that single solitary e-mail, the original copy. Yeah, I could write it down, but what if it got in the wrong hands? Why, some total moron could just come in here and post any idotic and/or mundane message he or she saw fit... .
I'm looking at the embiggened message right now: "Post A Message!"
Hey, I'll post YOU sucker.
Incensed (fucking absence of spell check, I'M POWERLESS!),
Not Greg