Posted by Bob, the Lord of Evil at miami-ip-7-189.dynamic.ziplink.net on October 02, 2000 at 22:59:35:
Another Viewaskew alumni has made another classic film currently in release.
So please, let us all stand up Ethan Suplee's major role in the box office behemoth (it's #1 box office, so it MUST be good), Remember the Titans. Kudos to you for stretching your skills!
A few questions Mr Suplee.
How was it working with Mr Denzel Washington in his most poignant role to date (ten times better than the one he played in The Preachers Wife)?
Was it hard going from a portly bully on Boy Meets World, to a chubby slacker in a mall, to a robust Neo Nazi to the nice lovable fat guy who loves everyone equally?
Did his momma REALLLY weight twice as much as you or were you just saying that?
Anyway, keep up the stellar work man. Maybe someday Jason Lee could make a movie as good as Remember the Titans, a movie that MEANS something, not just a filthy degenerate rock star film. Mr Lee, remember, the road to Heaven is not beyond your reach. You were on the right track with Mumford and Kissing a Fool, but now you seem to just be falling back into meaningless pictures. REPENT! REPENT!
Love and squiggles,
Bob, Lord of Evil