Posted by LookingForJob at mc-dial-143.motion.net on October 01, 2000 at 23:10:32:
Hey, Kevin. How's it going. I here you are making a 5th and final movie to end your series of Silent Bob and Jay run. You have to let me be in it. I will do anything. I only want one line, at least, and i will work for free. It is a dream of mine to be in one of your flicks. Give a dying kid a chance...well...i'm not realy dying...i'm healthy as ever...but i can act like I'm dying for you. I don't want to sound like I'm begging (even though I am) but please let me have a small role or at least one line. I can't think of anything else to say to convince you besides suck up but your way to good for me to suck up to. Since your such a great guy I'm sure you'll at least respond to let me down. Do you know how much i'm addicted to your movies...I have every single one on DVD and i printed off all the scripts to them too. That is how much your films meant to me. Thank you for you time.
Matt Wells
(please, please, please)