Posted by BrianLynch at cc31423-b.etntwn1.nj.home.com on September 26, 2000 at 23:03:12:
In Reply to: That is so sweet. posted by BrianLynch on September 26, 2000 at 22:56:49:
: You know, in heaven you two can be together forever.
I want to explain said joke. Uh...
I did not mean they should kill each other, like Romeo and Juliet, THE GREATEST MOST ROMANTIC COUPLE OF ALL TIME, no, not at all. That would be disgusting to suggest that they should end it all and go to LOVELY HEAVEN WHERE THE CLOUDS ARE MADE OF COTTON CANDY AND THEY SHOW KEVIN SMITH MOVIES 24/7. I may make alot of jokes, but certainly not one like that. After all, when I die, I don't want to go to hell, I want to go to HEAVEN WHERE YOU AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND CAN BE TOGETHER FOREVER AND EVER AND NO ONE WILL EVER MESS WITH YOU AGAIN AND DID YOU KNOW HEAVEN HAS 24/7 INTERNET ACCESS WITH A CABLE MODEM? IT'S TRUE.
No, I meant to suggest that if Smalls and She-Smalls live a good life they can look forward to heaven when they pass on YEARS FROM NOW, MANY YEARS FROM NOW, and be together forever and ever. But they shouldn't do anything to get to heaven quicker or anything, EVEN THOUGH THE VULGARTHON IN HEAVEN IS LIKE TEN FLICKS FOR 2 GOD-DOLLARS OR SOMETHING.
For the record, one GOD-DOLLAR equals ten cents! What a deal!