Posted by Sir James Lacaita at bpr1-018.ih2000.net on August 18, 2000 at 20:15:56:
Dear Mr. Smith (I'd call you Kevin if I wasn't afraid that you'd hunt me down and kill me),
I know that you buy toys, and I assume you play with 'em(however, my memory is worth absolutely shit so I'm probably wrong), but I was wondering two things:
1) What is your favorite toy that you've ever had(or still have)?
and
2) What toy(s) are you looking forward to buying when it(they) hits(hit) the shelves?
-David "Richard Moll is my biological father" Kirkland
P.S. If I was wrong in assuming you still buy toys, then just ignore this and please don't kill me.