Posted by dughowzer at burkb103-43.splitrock.net on July 08, 2000 at 00:41:29:
Hi Mr. Smith,
I will try not to waste the time of such a talent, and get right to the point (the ass kissing comes at the end of this letter if thats what you are looking for) I read that you have two possible choices for Fletch. Ben, and Jason, well coming from a true fan I would have to say Ben is a good actor, but Jason is a underrated actor and comedian. Fletch would be either the funniest movie of all time, or his breakthrough performance. In this letter I only speak for myself.
My question is, is there a date or a script for another Jay and Silent Bob film? My father and I are such fans of the chronic loving duo. One of my last questions, are there any plans on bringing back Roxanne, or Trish the Dish. Also where can I get a monthly subscription to Jay and Silent Bob the comic?
Now I would just like to ask, how did you think up the idea of having Salma Hayak playing a stripper who is a muse. Also did she mind stripping in the film. Now my friend wants to know(lie lie) do you have any extra footage or film of Salma in that scene that wasn't used.
Last question when making Fletch are there any plans for Jason Mewes to be given a role in the film?
Finnaaaaaalllllly the ass kissing. I would like to say thank you if you are reading this. I think you are the most talented person in the business. I can't wait for another film, i have started to make films i hope they can be half as well made as any of yours. I would like to say thanks for the hours i laughed at Brodie, the times I looked for the sailboat and made fun of Willam, and last but not least the times i rewound Dogma to see Salma in her panties. So thanks for reading I hope you reply, and if you are a secretary reading this i would like to say fuck off, and give this to Kevin.
Sincerely,
Howie(Vanilla Ice Fanatic)
Wiese