Posted by Golgothan at 209.138.96.208 on July 07, 2000 at 23:37:19:
In Reply to: A Musical? *nt* posted by Joey cheri popper on July 07, 2000 at 19:39:29:
Allow me to present "My Girlfriend Sucked 37 Dicks," the hit song from the new Broadway smash, Clerks: The Musical.
I went to bed feelin' okay
Everything was going my way
I had the next day off from my stupid job
And a hockey game at two o'clock
But the phone, it rang at six on the dot
It's my boss, and I gotta open shop
Until he can relieve me at noon
I hope he gets there soon!
The shutters won't open 'cause there's gum in the locks
and Randal's not here, 'though it's eleven o'clock
Now I get stupid locals chuckin' smokes at my head
When all I wanna do is go get back into bed
Ai-yi-yi!
Just then my girlfriend walks into the place
and sprays a fire extinguisher into their face
Oh Veronica, I love you so much it hurts
Thought I'd never escape from those awful Newports
But as she cradles me in her arms
She tells me something that sounds my alarm
She says "I love you, Dante Hicks,
but I've sucked 37 different dicks!"
Yeah, my girlfriend sucked 37 dicks
I never thought I'd be hearing this
She snowballed Willam 'till he was blue
She probably sucked Rick Derris too
My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks
I never thought I'd be saying this
And now I'm stuck here sitting at work
While she's probably off sucking some other clerk
I said my girlfriend sucked 37 dicks
I never thought it would come to this
And even though she's never cheated on me
I guess I'll go back to Ca-ai-tlin Breeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!
FADE, CURTAIN