Posted by BillDog at proxy.fargo.k12.nd.us on June 26, 2000 at 10:52:22:
In Reply to: Oh, I SAW Rudy, Mr. Chicken-lover. posted by Isis on June 26, 2000 at 10:34:11:
: Which reminds me of a fantastic joke about a whorehouse in New Jersey, but it's too long to tell here so we'll just skip to the punchline..."if you think that's something, you should have seen the guy yesterday with the chicken."
: : Kevin aint in it. You have a problem, "Isis" (real name: Ira Siskell? Oh sure, you SAY you're a woman, but I've been fooled before)
: Somehow this does not surprise me. Look for the Adam's apple, son.
: :...you see Kevin wherever you look. There's a group for people like you, consisting of Smalls (real name: Urlene Pendergrass), Chuisano (real name: Great Horned Bear), and, oddly enough Stephen Baldwin (who, yes, posts as "gramp").
: You forget the dude who likes to come on the board and ask Kevin if that was him in the A&P last Thursday buying Ho-ho's, tampons and celery. We're a growing cult Mr. Lynch -- fear our power. Soon we will be everywhere tackling every trench-coated dark-haired man on the street screaming hysterically "You ARE the master of the final level! Gimme the glow!"
: Until Giuliani passes the new law, that is.
: : By the way, while Kevin may not be in THE LAST DRAGON, Rudy from THE COSBY SHOW (the youngest daughter) certainly is. Watch the scene with Bruce Leroy and his family. She's the baby in the high chair. That's BETTAH then Kevin Smith.
: Rudy is there all right and cute as a button (a very cute one), although the typical Afro-American family scene doesn't give much explanation for why Bruce Leroy always wears that doofy hat, where he got that doofy accent, and why they live in Chinatown. But that's okay.
: Personally I was very impressed that Chazz Palmentieri (sp?) and William H. Macy were in that movie...Macy had a big dramatic moment too! Just think about it kids, you can experience the highlight of your early career with a two-minute inspirational monologue to Vanity encouraging her to keep on dancing Solid Gold style, and a few years become one of the most lauded actors of your generation. That should give hope to all you aspiring entertainers out there.
: : Put the gun down, Isis. I'm kidding, it's nowhere near as good, I know. But you'll have to make do.
: It's your own fault you bastard! I was a nice girl until your cynical ways warped my innocent mind. Now that you've pushed me over the edge of disturbance with tales of screwing Play-doh SOMEONE MUST PAY!
: -- Isis
: Bang bang, Mr. Moynihan!
: P.S. Okay, totally off-topic, but if anyone can answer this one they get the bonus prize. Was Vanity the Prince girl who was in "Purple Rain", or was that one of the other chicks? And what was "Purple Rain" girl's name?