Posted by Chiusano at cdrom15.lib.csus.edu on June 27, 2000 at 17:22:29:
In Reply to: I WISH it were that good posted by BrianLynch on June 27, 2000 at 16:10:04:
A total forgery, lock, stock and tomahawk. Own up to it, Captain Unoriginality. I saw a draft of the script. Even had a fat kid saying "Wolf-dude's got nads!" Yes, "nads" and "nards" are TOTALLY different, aren't they? HAVE YOU NO SHAME?
If you must procede with this abomination, the only way it will work is if you cast Steve Buscemi, David Faustino and the cute blond from Rocky & Bullwinkle and Coyote Ugly. The incorporation of these three actors into the film is all that will keep audiences from rioting over your blatant plagurism.
Congrats. Hope it's huge. Get young Haley Joel to star too. He sees dead people, you know.
Chiusano