Posted by Darth Dobbin at 12.19.232.3 on June 27, 2000 at 11:30:15:
In Reply to: Re: is it just me or does anyone else wonder bout abc? posted by HolyToads on June 27, 2000 at 10:09:57:
: yes, they're jewish. those damn jews run the whole world. doesn't everyone know that?
As a hebe myself, I have previously stated that I owned no Dick Tracy Two-Way-Radio to communicate with other Jews to further the grand conspiracy to control the money, banks, media, news, or entertainment industry. I claimed to have never been invited to any of those meetings.
Silly me. My mail has been going to a neighbor; I should have been in on the party all along..
In fact, here is a transcript of the most recent comminique from JEWLAND CENTRAL, (JEW HQ):
ATTENTION SON OF ABRAHAM #0984309-Q:
PLEASE BE ADVISED THAT PLOT #40394032943 CONCERNING FLAGRANT CATHOLIC AND GENERAL ROUSTABOUT KEVIN SMITH HAS BEEN COMPLETED STOP CLERKS CARTOON CANCELED STOP SOON HIS WILL TO CONTIUNE ON WILL BE TOTALLY SAPPED STOP THUS BE IT TO ALL NON EATERS OF GEFILTE FISH STOP WHY HAVE YOU NOT YET ATTENDED YOUR LOCAL CHAPTER MEETINGS AND BEEN ISSUED YOUR JEW-POWER RING STOP IN UNRELATED NEWS AUGUST ISSUE OF THE PROTOCOLS OF THE ELDERS OF ZION MONTHLY HAS EXCITING NEW RECIPIES--DASH UP YOUR MATZOH WITH THE ZESTY TANG OF THE BLOOD OF CHRISTIAN BABIES STOP EWIGE BLUENKAFT FNORD STOP
-Hyman Rothsteinbergowitzenfeldenbaumstein, Acting Grand Pharisee
Anyway,I gotta go. I've got a meeting with Spielberg and Weinstein about how we intend to further drain the spirituality of Christmas, and make it more a grand celebration of greed, and filthy lucre.