Re: Chicken Sex answer...it's HOT

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: : : Would you rather have sex with Ginger the Chicken, Mrs. Tweedy or Renee Zellweger? Which would you rather eat out? : : I'm gonna have to go with Renee Zellweger on this one. Something about putting my bits and peices in clay would remind me of the old days. When I used to put my dick in clay. Constantly. : : "Oh look, here comes good old clay dick." : : "Lynch is cool, but he's always babblin' about puttin' his dick in clay". : : You know who puts his dick in clay an awful lot? Lynch." : : If putting your dick in clay were an olympic sport Lynch would at the very least take the bronze". : : "Where's all my clay? Where's Lynch's dick? What's that you say? Look in the closet...? Why would I---DEAR GOD! Lynch!" : : SAT QUESTION: Clay is to Lynch's dick as--- : : A. cat is to dog. : : B. driver is to car. : : C. Monkey is to banana. : : D. Spoon is to something a spoon goes into AN AWFUL LOT BECAUSE IT'S SEXY AND HOT AND SOCIETY SHOULDN'T JUDGE WHAT LYNCH DOES WITH HIS PEE PEE BECAUSE AT LEAST HE'S NOT HURTING ANYONE LIKE BEFORE. : : CHICKEN RUN good. ME, MYSELF AND IRENE pretty good, doesn't know when to end. Drags a bit. No havey the clay chicken. : : : -=Scott=- : : : The fucking, stupid guy : sorry, but i just hadda post...that was TOO fucking funny man!! : goos god..i laughed so hard i cried!! : whoo...

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