Sucking On Salma's Toes = Big Box-Office?

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: Alright, you've got me there. "From Dusk Til Dawn" wasn't exactly a "Seven" at the box-office...but *sighs* I guess this horny retard just wanted to get the image of Salma Hayek-foot worship into a subject header (sans Quentin which kinda kills it for me...each to her own)... : : : Any chance of a Muse one-shot? : : : I've always found the backstory for Azrael and Serendipity to be somewhat compelling if vague in an Obi-Wan-Anakin-Episode-IV kinda way. : : I think that would be very interesting but am somewhat apprehensive about how, after the crazy Catholic League reaction to "Dogma", what the response to any comedic take on the war in the heaven and the fall would be. : Well, the operative term here would be "one-shot" which is a comic-format. : You'd be stunned what a comic-book writer can get away with. : The Catholic League and their ilk wouldn't bother with such an "invisible"-format, so to speak. : : Not that I don't think our boy's up for another round of controversy, but that type of repeated pressure from the would-be moral authorities is what landed Lenny Bruce dead and bloated on the john with a needle in his arm at age 40. Not that I'm trying to depress you or anything. : *sighs hard and heavily at the Bruce image* : The minute that Kevin or anyone nearby sticks a needle in themselves for anything other than life-saving medication...someone who loves them very much should bitch-slap them extra hard, then give them a big fuckin' hug...and then take them to someone who can help them out... : That said, I think that our heroes have the right stuff to weather all kinds of controversy. : In fact, I'd be a little disappointed if the none of the post-Askew work from our friends and mentors didn't start some shit... : : : Well, my feeling is that unlike Rufus, the angels and the other non-humans in the tale, Serendipity does actually have a body (though it may not be as well-equipped as a normal humans) which she mentions receiving at the point she decided to enter the world. So she does need a little to keep herself fed and sheltered, if not clothed. : So, what you're saying is: She, in fact, has a digestive system (and, most likely an anus) but no vagina? : Hm. : I'm not sure about the circulatory symmetry of that. : I think it would suck to be able to take a shit, yet never pee, strum or fuck. : While I'm on this subject, is it not possible for angels or their ilk to fabricate a vagina or cock for themselves? : I had a gal-pal once who mourned not being able to grow a cock for one day only, so she could jack-off from dawn til dusk (and, she intimated, just keep going) to know what it feels like. : Seems to me, that the super-human should be able to pull a trick like that. : After all, Barry & Larry were largely indistinguishable from "meat puppets" in most ways. What does transubstantiation entail anyway? Is it something that one would to do oneself...or have done to them? : Thoughts? : : I used to know this girl with a prosthetic leg...but I don't think you want to know about that. : ...please? I do have an e-mail, Isis. Please, unburden yourself with a tasty tid-bit which seems to weigh down your soul.... : : : But "changing" the Bible would be much more difficult than Rufus makes out...as so many of the dogmatic mindset are currently convinced that it is, in its entirety, the completed word of God. Even the different versions out there now are a matter of translation. Now, if Serendipity could get scholars or theologians, whoever is involved, to reconstruct the lost chapters and clear up some of the misinterpretations or contradictions...but I don't think she can inspire anyone to write *new* parts to the Bible as that's supposed to be the summation of previous revelation. The Metatron's gotta get in gear and start talking to more people if new Biblical material is going to make it on the shelves by the Christmas season. : : Perhaps it wouldn't be so bad, if they "fixed" the erring-bits of The Bible in comic-book form. : : -- Isis : Much love and bless'd be to you, : You beautiful pagan...

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