Posted by Isis at ic010202.ithaca.edu on April 25, 2000 at 18:14:09:
In Reply to: I'm banging a married woman on her anniversary! posted by Kevin on April 25, 2000 at 11:33:42:
Well, if that's the way it's gonna be...I must wish you two a happily ever after! This is like making me mist up & stuff. Cynical as I may get at times, like most people I'm a sucka for a love story with a happy ending. In this cruel world it's easy to forget that they exist. Happy anniversary Mr. & Mrs. Smith; and of course many many more delightful years with each other, the kids, the grandkids...okay I'm gonna bawl now. Good luck at the tables.
It's the hormones.
P.S. If you *should* by chance happen to catch that billionaire's eye, don't worry about the Woody-jealousy. Just hope it's not Robert Redford following you around. You'd be forever plagued, wondering if your Sundance break was based on more than just your "talent"...
: That's right - a 365 days ago today, Jen married me (and I married Jen) up at Skywalker Ranch. It's been a helluva year - the best one of my life to date. The woman is a big tube of wonderful, and proof there is a God, as I was able to rook her into marrying me (hat level of persuasion is a God-given gift). All my love goes out to you, Boo. Thanks for making a fat man legit.
: And like all good Jersey marrieds, we'll be spending our anniversary in Atlantic City, gambling away our meager savings to pay the rent. We're looking to get into an 'Indecent Proposal' type deal, where a billionaire guy offers us a million bucks to sleep with me for one night. Jen says she's cool with it, but something tells me she'll pull a Woody Harrelson once the deal goes down. I'll keep you updated when I return, but for now, luck be a lady tonight! The wife and I have a date with Jack... Black Jack, that is.
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