Posted by Smalls at syru168-120.syr.edu on April 17, 2000 at 14:35:21:
In Reply to: Amen brother... posted by Big_Head_WW on April 17, 2000 at 14:18:17:
"I'm from Califoooooornia! Wipe my bottom after I poop!"
"I'm from Florida! I want a Secret Stash next to my poooooooool!"
"I'm from Austraaaaaalia! Prechew my shrimp off the barbie!"
"I'm from Utah! Pay for all my wiiiiiiiiives to fly with me!"
Wah wah nothin'.
In MY day, we had people coming into those things from Cali, Alaska, the Deep South and Aussieville... we had fuckers classified as teen runaways trying to get to some of that shit in multiple cases on multiple occasions. Kevin lives in Jersey, that's where he tends to do his thing... it's not that profound a realization.
It's not like you kids and kittens don't get just as many speaking engagements, more than your portion of the comic conventions, the lions share of test screenings as per proximity to LA-LA-Land... and various other perks.
I assure you, I'm a mere 5 driving hours away from Red Bank... and as I have no car, am bound to my classes and spend most of my travel funds on seeing my lady, I'm just as fucked as any of you as per getting to the Bank... but you don't see me going...
"Kevin! Kevin! Hold your next event in Utica! Its many burnt out factories would serve as low-cost screening areas and there's tons of free hotel space because no one wants to go there! It has a zoo and a minor league baseball team! The Blue Sox! It's clever because there's Red Sox and there's White Sox and.... hey! They're Blue!"
Key-riiiiist.
the power of voodoo? who do? do what?
Smalls