are you like serious?


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Posted by little worm at xcom-78-195.mdc.net on February 22, 2000 at 20:44:13:

In Reply to: very little worm posted by ZenDragon on February 22, 2000 at 19:17:54:

: Hmmm...there could be two things going on here, and both of them are just :not right.

Or the third option: you take people way too seriously.

:but for some reason you, sewage-devouring worm, had to totally disrespect :and attack someone.

Ouch, I'm insulted. Well...you're...you're POND SCUM YEAH! Someone gimme a high five!! I didn't attack anyone, I'm just goofing. And disrespect is all about your perception of it. If I rubbed your face in my excessively hair-ridden ass, THAT would be disrespectful. Joking words on a web forum? I think not.

:If you think you are being funny, you are not...you were being wantonly :rude and bigoted as well.

No, I was being fucking hilarious, and I guarantee you someone got a chuckle out of it, and even if they didn't...I made mySELF laugh, and that's what I'm all about: self pleasure.

:If you are serious,tapeworm, then you are a lame excuse for a person who :has to attack and belittle a polite person in an attempt to make yourself :feel better for your own obvious "short"comings.

Tapeworm? Honestly, do you think I'd be hurt if someone 'dissed' the random nick I chose? Anyway, I'm not serious, Mexicans are pretty cool when they're licking the dirt off my shoes for a shiny American nickel. And yes, I've said it before, and I'll say it again, I have TRAGIC "short" comings.

: First of all, you refer to this person and presumably anyone from Mexico :as "bastards" and then you seemingly accuse this person of having personal :control over what his government does in regards to its economy. Then, you :act like everyone in Mexico just sits around on their "lazy, Mexican :asses" all day,looking for excuses to drink. Why?

Why? Two fucking syllables you holier-than-thou shit, HU-MOR. I.e.: as in how Southpark fucks with Canadians, or the Simpsons makes the funny about the Brits, etc, etc.

:Perhaps because you yourself have to rely on a bottle for your spirit?

Well masturbation DOES get monotonous after a while.

:Cockfighting? You obviously have something against it...cock-envy. Can't :have a cockfight with a cockless little worm like you.

Absolutely. Someday, I hope my pee-pee will go through 7 years worth of a growth spurt, cause right now its a damn shame. Hence why I drink. Seriously though, it's not THAT big of a deal to me...I mean my hand doesn't give me any complaints. Oh and dude, you're not the first to point out that 'little worm' is a phallic reference...I think it was Mick. (Hey Mick!)

:Furthermore, the whole slaughter at the Alamo really wouldn't have had to :take place if the US hadn't stolen the land from Mexico in the first
:place. Manifest Destiny and all that excrement, which you obviously enjoy :eating right up.

RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE! YEAH! God I needed a chuckle, thanks Zen for being really, really silly. Just for future reference, don't take everything so seriously. And don't let stupid shit offend you. Hell, don't let the BIG shit in life piss you off, its a waste to get all stressed over what amounts in the long run to zilch. But I'm sure you feel all relieved of stress with what you thought was a kickass crucifixion of my character and of my HUMOROUS post, so I have paid you a service, and you should be greatful.

--little worm--
who laughs and laughs and laughs every time he sees his little pee-pee


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