Posted by Beav at lpch-fin-pc19.stanford.edu on February 22, 2000 at 19:34:38:
In Reply to: Creepy guy in Red Bank posted by noochiegrl on February 22, 2000 at 18:54:08:
: My boyfriend and I have taken several trips to Red Bank, NJ to hang out, eat dinner, drink some cofee, and walk around. One evening on one of our trips Dan(my boyfriend) was wearing a Secret Stash T-shirt. We sat down on a bench on the street,drinking our coffee and talking. Suddenly this creepy old guy walked by screaming and ranting about how Kevin's films have ruined NJ and the store has only brought hoodlums to the town. Dan looked up from his coffee, and the guy ran away down the street. I don't know if any of you are from NJ or have seen this guy. He is real, I've seen him with my own eyes.
You were accosted by the rare and seldom seen coffee gnome. Jersey is full of them. I fear for your boyfriend's safety, as he didn't offer the gnome any coffee. The gnome may have placed a curse on your beau, giving him canker sores if he ever again drinks coffee.
You've been warned!
Beav, who has special boots just for gnome-squashing.