Posted by Blade36 at spider-tp074.proxy.aol.com on February 21, 2000 at 15:41:49:
In Reply to: Exclusive footage of KEVIN at Disney Offices! posted by Darth Dobbin on February 21, 2000 at 14:54:08:
: in a very Abraham Zapruder turn of events, I happened to be at the wrong place at the right time, and managed, with my trusty camera, to catch exclusive footage of Kevin in negotiations with the top Disney Execs. Here we see a top Disney official explaining to Kevin about the CLERKS timeslot.
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: Hey Kev- Cheer up. It may yet be successful, and beyond all that, the cartoon is just gravy on the grand turkey and mashed-potato plate that is your larger career. And, although never pleasant, it is often necessary to be reminded that Disney is, in fact, an evil and creepy entity, bent on sucking every last bit of fun out of the world, and replacing it with bland, Disney-brand SIMU-FUN.(TM)
: Beyond all that, this will free you up to dedicate more time crafing that "congratulations" letter to me as I sweep the WIZARD video contest.
: Don't let the bastards get you down. You've got an action figure of yourself produced. That fact alone should act as a calming mantra in the face of any corporate sleaziness.