Posted by Darth Dobbin at 234.11.pool.outpost.com on January 17, 2000 at 14:02:03:
In Reply to: About my "Who does Kevin Smith thinks he is" post posted by Me_And_My_Big_Mouth on January 17, 2000 at 13:42:03:
FROM THE "COCK-KNOCKER'S" POST:
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: " Kevin Smith Attacks PTA & Magnolia
: Things are getting vicious over at Kevin Smith (Dogma, Chasing Amy, Clerks) website and more specifically his posting board. There have been many positive posts about Magnolia and Kevin and his director pal Vincent Pereira (A Better Place) has took the opportunity to not only say he did not like the film (he called it the worst film of the year) but really had some harsh things about the movie and Paul Thomas Anderson...
MY REPLY
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First off… There are Paul Freakin’ Thomas Anderson fan sites? I understand that the internet proves the theory of an infinite amount of monkeys banging randomly at an infinite amount of keyboards will, by attrition, write everything possible…. But still?! Does Abe Vigoda have a fan site? Jeez.
That notwithstanding, the fact remains that someone “here” is a rat and a tattletale of the highest third-grade order. Posting on another board “Oooh! Oooh! Kevin said something bad” is the cyber-equivalent of being the dickiest kid on the kickball field.. The one who would go tell the teacher that “Freddie said the S-word.”
Whoever you are, you suck. As a person, as a humanbeig; as a sentient being capable of thought, and action, you simply suck.
That’s all I have to say about that. (<--to be read in the voice of a Hanks-ian retard.)