Cram's ANSWERS!!! (REPOST)

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: Hal: : I have channeled the thoughts of the ViewAskew employee Cram, and here are his answers: : : How did you get the name "Cram"? : I can't reveal this information here, as there are legal constraints. You'll find out in 188 days when a certain film (Directed by Bryan Johnson) is released on VHS and DVD. : : Can I be in your next movie? : Well, yeah kinda. We need a new stunt man to wear the clown suit. The guy we asked had some experience, but he wasn't : interested for some reason. Rumor has it that he had a traumatic experience last time and still has flashbacks of it every time he sits down. You can try out for the job. I just hope your bodily orafices are up to the task. I'll send you the script. The title will be: "Cram" : : Who do you think is funnier: Vincent in Lynch's film, or Lynch in Vincent's film? : In my film, Vincent and Lynch will be funnier than the both of them. It'll be out in about nine months... : : Has your job at View Askew helped you in any way to get laid? Do chicks go for guys who know Kevin Smith? : Dude, I've been getting more poon-tang-pie than a necrophiliac in a morgue! Right in the office at night, too! Britney Spears was in here with me just last week. Man, her hoots are fab... : : What's the least amount of clothing you've ever worn while in the office? : "Nothing but a cock-ring". I love that flick! : (Now Britney does, too.) : : If you could be one Muppet, which one would you choose? : Gonzo. So I can satisfy two women at the same time... : : Which former View Askew shipping people would you say have influenced your style the most? Quinn? Karen? : That's a no-brainer: QUINN! Karen, well that's another story... : : Which of the View Askew filmmakers do you find sexiest? : Brian Lunch. He's a hottie... : : Are you jealous that Lynch gets all of the sex questions, while you are left with none? : Lunch may get all the sex QUESTIONS, but let's all remember who gets the real thing, OK? Don't make me have to kick you in the nads... Again... : : Are you aware that The Marksman has been claiming to channel your thoughts? If so, how do you feel about this? Have you authorized him to do so? : Yeah, that's a pretty neat trick. Him and Philthy Phil have a cameo role in my next film. I can't wait to meet them... : -Cram : "Baby, hit me one more time...UHH!" -Britney last week

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