Posted by Beav at lpch-fin-pc19.stanford.edu on January 13, 2000 at 18:49:47:
In Reply to: The REAL Whereabouts of Mr. Kevin Smith.. posted by Darth Dobbin2 on January 13, 2000 at 18:45:03:
: Newer members and posters to this board may be wondering why Kevin Smith has not responded or posted messages in the last few days.
: The director of Chasing Amy & Mallrats would have you, his adoring fans, believe that he’s currently in California, tying up strings & doing sound work for Clerks:The Animated Series, and thus not here, responding to board issues.
: The picture above acts as a grim and silent testimony for the truth. Kevin was last spotted cutting a swath of destruction throughout the greater South Americas, leaving only tears and fire in his wake. This Guatemalan boy and the few straggling survivors behind him bore terrible witness to the horrific force of nature that is your esteemed director.