Harley's ANSWERS!!!

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: Hal: : I have channeled the thoughts of little Harley Quinn, and here are her answers: : : 1) Are you looking forward to reading your daddy's comics once you've learned how to read? : I'm writing my own comic next month. It's all about life in the womb. It's pretty innovative, as there's only one character. It'll be out in about nine months. : : 2) Would you like to someday direct a film of your own? : I have directed a film of my own already. In the womb... : Hey, I was bored, OK? It's more like a documentary. : It's called "Breathing Liquid Really Sucks". : : 3) Are you apprehensive about the inevitability of potty training? : Potty training? That's was easy. Dad had a good approach. He propped me up there and said "Look, either shit or get off the pot". I figured, "Why not! I'll have enough time to wear the plastic underwear after I retire. I don't need this shit now (no pun intended), I got a career to work on here!" : : 4) What would you like to be when you grow up? : Brian Lynch's wife. He's a hottie. Plus, I can't wait to see the look of horror on my father's face when Brian says: (in that Spanish guy's voice from Easy Money) "Can I call you... DAD now?" : : 5) Are you young enough to still have memories of your birth? If so, what was it like? : I can't reveal this information here, as there are legal constraints. You'll find out in 88 days when a certain film is released on VHS and DVD. : (Sorry Malcolm!) : : 6) Any memories from the womb days? : Well, I knew right away that I wasn't an only child: There was grafitti in the womb... : It said: "Kevin wuz here" : : 7) What are the odds that you'll do a cameo in an upcoming View Askew film? : Pretty good, actually. I'm reading for a part in Clerks 2 this week. I play myself in a quick cameo scene with The Marksman and Philthy Phil. I can't wait to meet them... : : 8) I know it's early, but who do you favour in this year's presidential election? And if your parents don't vote for that person, will you cry? : I dig McCain. Anyone who can endure torture for his country, then go home and still work for them must be pretty loyal. Dad was interested in Bush, I think because of the catchy name, but I talked him out of it. The Bush we had last time WAS a real pussy, so why would his kid be any different? : : 9) Any hints about what your first word will be? : Thats a no-brainer: SNOOGANS! : : 10) Peek-a-boo! I see you! Are you a cutie? Are you a cutie? Yes you are! Yes you are! : Don't make me have to kick you in the nads... Again... : -HQ

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