Dogma is DogPoo

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Posted by PhilVaz at spider-wo064.proxy.aol.com on November 12, 1999 at 21:18:21:

In Reply to: Dogma is Awesome (minor spoilers) posted by James Bong 00420 on November 12, 1999 at 20:12:56:

The above person is totally nuts. The movie is not worth seeing twice (maybe once out of curiousity). I am not a big Kevin Smith fan, but am a huge fan of the Catholic League. The League got it right again. So what's new? Check them out at www.CatholicLeague.org -- Michael Medved also got the movie right. A 1 1/2 out of 5. Just about right. You can check him out at www.MichaelMedved.com

Dogma was Boring with a capital B, rambled on, could have cut it down to 1 hour 20 min. The foul language and taking the Lord's name in vain was not cute, it fact it was meant to be offensive. As a contrast, see The Messenger on Joan of Arc, I paid for that, saw the first hour, then saw Dogma. All right, a veniel sin, I admit.

Kevin Smith needs some lessons in Catholic theology (I got a couple web sites he can visit), and the last 20 minutes was incomprehensible. Damon and Affleck are not funny, period. The only one who could deliver the lines with humor was Chris Rock. Should have made the whole movie around him. A 13th apostle? Nice try, he could be a disciple (there were many of those) but there were only 12 original Apostles.

I found the theological speculations somewhat amusing. Angels did have a choice, before they fell. So that part was incorrect.

BTW, not only was Jesus black (or darker skinned), but so were the original 12 Apostles. So Rock would fit right in. He would have to watch his mouth though, or be zapped by Jesus.

So anyway, I challenge all fans of Kevin Smith and Dogma to a debate on Catholic theology. Hee hee.

Phil Porvaznik

You can visit my AOL site at

http://hometown.aol.com/philvaz

I heard the script is available online. Can someone point me to a web site with the entire Dogma script?

FidoNet RCatholic Apologetics

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You're dog-poo (ok, that was cheap) James Bong 00420 14:16:41 11/13/99 (0)
Re: Dogma is DogPoo Christie 00:56:53 11/13/99 (2)
- Dogma is DoggyDoo PhilVaz 01:27:26 11/13/99 (1)
  - Re: hee hee dolt 02:32:35 11/13/99 (0)
Only 12, you say?! Chiusano 00:40:33 11/13/99 (2)
- Know Your Apostles PhilVaz 00:57:39 11/13/99 (1)
  - Re: Know Your Apostles the gator 02:12:10 11/13/99 (0)
Are you serious? Brodie Man 00:17:17 11/13/99 (1)
- Serious DogPoo PhilVaz 01:18:18 11/13/99 (0)
Re: Dogma is DogPoo Agent Smith 22:02:12 11/12/99 (3)
- Stepping in Dogma DogPoo PhilVaz 01:05:51 11/13/99 (2)
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: > : The above person is totally nuts. The movie is not worth seeing twice (maybe once out of curiousity). I am not a big Kevin Smith fan, but am a huge fan of the Catholic League. The League got it right again. So what's new? Check them out at www.CatholicLeague.org -- Michael Medved also got the movie right. A 1 1/2 out of 5. Just about right. You can check him out at www.MichaelMedved.com : Dogma was Boring with a capital B, rambled on, could have cut it down to 1 hour 20 min. The foul language and taking the Lord's name in vain was not cute, it fact it was meant to be offensive. As a contrast, see The Messenger on Joan of Arc, I paid for that, saw the first hour, then saw Dogma. All right, a veniel sin, I admit. : Kevin Smith needs some lessons in Catholic theology (I got a couple web sites he can visit), and the last 20 minutes was incomprehensible. Damon and Affleck are not funny, period. The only one who could deliver the lines with humor was Chris Rock. Should have made the whole movie around him. A 13th apostle? Nice try, he could be a disciple (there were many of those) but there were only 12 original Apostles. : I found the theological speculations somewhat amusing. Angels did have a choice, before they fell. So that part was incorrect. : BTW, not only was Jesus black (or darker skinned), but so were the original 12 Apostles. So Rock would fit right in. He would have to watch his mouth though, or be zapped by Jesus. : So anyway, I challenge all fans of Kevin Smith and Dogma to a debate on Catholic theology. Hee hee. : Phil Porvaznik : You can visit my AOL site at : http://hometown.aol.com/philvaz : I heard the script is available online. Can someone point me to a web site with the entire Dogma script? :

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