The director would like to thank...

GOD
For all that's come before, all that'll come after,
and most importantly, for right now.

JOEY
For giving me something personal to say. I love you poopie.
(First one who laughs gets decked!)

SCOTT
Master of the Impossible, ying to my yang, heart of my heart...
He's my cherry pie.

BEN
Outstanding. Outstanding, this guy.

JASON LEE
For kicking it Reynold's style.

DWIGHT
Hi Duh-Wight.

JAY
My little Mewes.

JON GORDON
Why, Why, Why?!?

MOM & DAD
I know I've got a PG in me somewhere.

JOHN PIERSON
Guru, Czar, friend.

DAVE
For the prettiest pictures yet.
At bargain basement prices, no less!

BOB HAWK
For being there from the start,
teaching us what makes a movie great,
and always doing the dishes.

HARVEY
Who, like a good parent, gives us money,
offers endless moral support,
and spanks us when we need spanking
(okay... everything but the spanking part).

MIKE ALLRED
For fulfilling this fanboy's dream. See you in the funny papers.

THE CAST AND CREW
Who worked for nothing, yet gave everything.

MATT SEITZ
For the one review that made a difference.

BRIAN MACKEWICH AND BAM
For the extra mile... and the hundred more that followed.

And to the critics who hated our last flick - all is forgiven.

Chasing Amy