``What the hell is this?!?`` you're asking. ``Are these money-hungry little jerk-offs serious?!?``

Yes - we are. Welcome to Auctions Askew. Here you`ll find cool, rare items that aren`t at the Stash site, upon which you can bid and step on one another`s necks to win!

I can hear some of you out there groaning. Or even worse - getting ready to post lengthy diatribes on the board about how this is the worst thing we've ever done since agreeing to make Nike commercials. But before you get all high and mighty, consider this: this isn't about the feeding frenzy some of this stuff might provoke. We simply have limited quantities of cool stuff that we can`t post at the Stash site, as too many people may order them. So we decided to try this out, and give the serious, and discerning View Askew enthusiast a shot at owning some cool-ass swag that only the hardest of hardcore fans would want.

Remember - bid with your head. Not over it. Same rules that apply at E-bay apply here. And good luck!

For those of you who recognize this auction site under a different name, see here for the reason behind the name change

Bidders agree by browsing the list of auctioned items to obey the following rules:

• Payment must be made with VISA or MASTERCARD only.
• Contact must be made with us, the seller, and the transaction must be concluded within 3 days - or the item goes to the next highest bidder.
• Fraudulent bids are subject to prosecution and termination of privileges and activities related to View Askew Productions
• Failure to comply with any of the above will result in ban on privileges and activities related to View Askew Productions including the Message Board, Auctions Askew and events.
• Thank you, and have a nice day.