BrianQ: Excuse me...

Bookstore Clerk: Yes?

Brian: Excuse me.. Tim? Hi, Brian, what up man? I came here last week asking for the Mallrats book?

Bookstore Clerk: Uhhhh...

BrianQ: Doesn't matter... what do you think about the movie Mallrats mister?

Bookstore Clerk: That's the guy uhh... Kevin..

BrianQ: Kevin Smith. Remember you yelling about me last week in the mall?

Bookstore Clerk: Oh yeah....

BrianQ: Yeah... Look well Kevin Smith's a good friend of mine and I told him what you said. He told me to come down here and give the bookstore dork SOME SHIT!

Bookstore Clerk: Excuse me?

BrianQ: THAT'S YOU MOTHERFUCKER! SOME SHIT!

Bookstore Clerk: I'm sorry?

BrianQ: FUCK YOU YOU COCKSMOKING CLERK! I'M GONNA BUST HIS BRAINS UP X-MEN STYLE!

(the rest of the store is dead silent now)

Bookstore Clerk: I really think you should start going now...

BrianQ: LET'S GO MOTHERFUCKER! I AIN'T GOIN' NOWHERE! WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT?!

Bookstore Clerk (nervously): Ronnie.. Ronnie call security please...

BrianQ: Fuck Ronnie.. ehhhh Ronnie! I'm gonna bust you up X-MEN style motherfucker!

Book Store Clerk: ...really.. you have to calm down...

BrianQ: Yeah.. yeah that's just a message! FUCK YOU! EAT SHIT! EAT MY SHIT!

BrianQ: ... I better get the fuck outta here.

Bookstore Clerk: Yeah you better get outta here...